Still killing me.
Friday, March 6, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
illustrated word
Sometimes, it's just embarrassing to be in marketing and the church.
But I guess you have to have something to go with
this artist...
And
this band
And
this video crew
But I guess you have to have something to go with
this artist...
And
this band
And
this video crew
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
objects in mirror
Objects in Mirror are Dumber than they Appear
Reminds me of a story -
These two guys get out of Truck Driving School and on their first run, they see a sign for a low bridge – 12 feet – 0 inches. They check the truck and the height is 13 feet 9 inches. They keep driving.
As they get closer to the bridge, they see another sign, “ low bridge – 12 feet – 0 inches”. They check the truck and the height is 13 feet 9 inches. They keep driving.
Finally as they get to the bridge, they stop, see the sign on the bridge, “12 feet – 0 inches”. They check the truck and the height is 13 feet 9 inches.
One driver says, “Waddaya think?”
The other says, “Well, there’s not a cop in sight, I say we go for it.”
Reminds me of a story -
These two guys get out of Truck Driving School and on their first run, they see a sign for a low bridge – 12 feet – 0 inches. They check the truck and the height is 13 feet 9 inches. They keep driving.
As they get closer to the bridge, they see another sign, “ low bridge – 12 feet – 0 inches”. They check the truck and the height is 13 feet 9 inches. They keep driving.
Finally as they get to the bridge, they stop, see the sign on the bridge, “12 feet – 0 inches”. They check the truck and the height is 13 feet 9 inches.
One driver says, “Waddaya think?”
The other says, “Well, there’s not a cop in sight, I say we go for it.”
Friday, January 16, 2009
shooting stuff
I've never been one for guns. I staunchly support very strict handgun control.
I honestly didn't know it could be this much fun.
My friend and co-worker Matt is getting married on Saturday, and this was event #1 of the bachelor party. We also went to dinner.
A group of guys - each renting or bringing a different firearm to the target range gives you the opportunity to try a bunch of different stuff. I have even more respect for the seriousness of weapon ownership now than I did before - having felt the recoil of a 357 Magnum, felt the easy squeeze of a 9mm and a .40 caliber. The M-16 (pictured) on the other-hand is what my friend TJ and I rented and it was easily the highlight of the shooting-fest.
Where's my NRA membership card?
And no, I did not make all of those bullet holes in the ceiling.
I honestly didn't know it could be this much fun.
My friend and co-worker Matt is getting married on Saturday, and this was event #1 of the bachelor party. We also went to dinner.
A group of guys - each renting or bringing a different firearm to the target range gives you the opportunity to try a bunch of different stuff. I have even more respect for the seriousness of weapon ownership now than I did before - having felt the recoil of a 357 Magnum, felt the easy squeeze of a 9mm and a .40 caliber. The M-16 (pictured) on the other-hand is what my friend TJ and I rented and it was easily the highlight of the shooting-fest.
Where's my NRA membership card?
And no, I did not make all of those bullet holes in the ceiling.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Elf Yourself a bit
By now, you've probably seen the Elf Yourself site and maybe you've even played with it.
I decided to elf my co-workers a little bit old-school. It's easy! My cube has glass walls, and I have red and green dry-erase markers. This is Caleb, our Senior Graphic Designer.
Did you elf yourself? Are you gonna?
Post a comment with a link to your elfyness!
I decided to elf my co-workers a little bit old-school. It's easy! My cube has glass walls, and I have red and green dry-erase markers. This is Caleb, our Senior Graphic Designer.
Did you elf yourself? Are you gonna?
Post a comment with a link to your elfyness!
Friday, December 19, 2008
what is the difference?
You might wonder what's the difference between Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, where I live, and Grand Haven, Michigan where my sweetie Sylvia lives. The differences are actually quite striking.
In PA, winter means rain, sleet and snow, all mixed together or at least the threat of said precipitation. That threat creates early releases from work - like today, we're all supposed to go home at 2:30. Drivers freak out, not because it's so rare, but because the winding, curving, hilly roads are almost impassible when it's dry and sunny. Drivers around here have as much chance of successfully navigating those roads as Joe Biden has of successfully navigating a press conference.
In MI, winter means snow. Snow as far as the eye can see and it never ends. Winter also lasts 6 months. Michigan drivers have to drive in straight lines and there are snow plows armed with rock salt. Also, everyone drives huge american made tanks with 4-wheel drive so they don't care about the roads any more than Hillary Clinton cares about New York state.
Yeah - so, it's 2:30, I gotta go get my PA driving license so I can drive like an idiot and have a good reason for once.
In PA, winter means rain, sleet and snow, all mixed together or at least the threat of said precipitation. That threat creates early releases from work - like today, we're all supposed to go home at 2:30. Drivers freak out, not because it's so rare, but because the winding, curving, hilly roads are almost impassible when it's dry and sunny. Drivers around here have as much chance of successfully navigating those roads as Joe Biden has of successfully navigating a press conference.
In MI, winter means snow. Snow as far as the eye can see and it never ends. Winter also lasts 6 months. Michigan drivers have to drive in straight lines and there are snow plows armed with rock salt. Also, everyone drives huge american made tanks with 4-wheel drive so they don't care about the roads any more than Hillary Clinton cares about New York state.
Yeah - so, it's 2:30, I gotta go get my PA driving license so I can drive like an idiot and have a good reason for once.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Elevator brand name
I've always been fascinated with branding, names, and coming up with a good way to present something, whether it's really cool or rather mundane.
A common elevator brand name is Otis, but the elevator in my office is Schindler.
Does that make it Schindler's lift?
A common elevator brand name is Otis, but the elevator in my office is Schindler.
Does that make it Schindler's lift?
Sunday, November 9, 2008
stuck in my head
Special thanks to Sylvia for posting this video on her facebook page. I can't get it out of my head now.
For the record - it's a medley of John Williams music from a variety of movies, but uses dialog from the Star Wars movies throughout. 21 year-old Corey Vidal is an impressive talent and this is just the tip of the iceberg.
Way to go Corey!
Now to get this out of my head, I need to listen to six hours of The Girl From Ipanema. That ought to get it.
For the record - it's a medley of John Williams music from a variety of movies, but uses dialog from the Star Wars movies throughout. 21 year-old Corey Vidal is an impressive talent and this is just the tip of the iceberg.
Way to go Corey!
Now to get this out of my head, I need to listen to six hours of The Girl From Ipanema. That ought to get it.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Never-ending Hallway
I'm looking for a place to live in the Philadelphia area.
This hallway appears in one of the converted factory loft-type places I've toured. Notice the ramp and doorway creating a fancy optical illusion that the hall is actually longer than it is.
This would be fun.
This hallway appears in one of the converted factory loft-type places I've toured. Notice the ramp and doorway creating a fancy optical illusion that the hall is actually longer than it is.
This would be fun.
Saturday, November 1, 2008
How to Drive
Today is Saturday and on Monday I'm getting in the car and driving to Pennsylvania. I'm kicking off a new job in the Philadelphia area, working for The American Bible Society as the Director of Web Communications. My GPS will get me there, but since I have a passion for the details (anal) I looked up the route on Google maps.
Along the way, there were pictures of the road through Toledo. Most of them looked just the way I remember from the many times I've driven through Toledo, gotten on 475, and even hit the Ohio Turnpike. As I continued to pull up the images along the way, I discovered a rather disconcerting image.
Doesn't this seem dangerous to you?
I feel a little more confident since the directions continue...
13. Continue on I-76 E, Partial toll road, Entering Pennsylvania. 350 mi
However, I'm a little apprehensive about arriving anywhere after driving through a retaining wall of an overpass. But according to this next image everything seems like it's going to be OK. Just drive into the light...
Until I find myself on the wrong side of the road and have to cut across a cement barrier and directly into the side of this tanker.
I'm just going to follow the GPS and take my chances.
Along the way, there were pictures of the road through Toledo. Most of them looked just the way I remember from the many times I've driven through Toledo, gotten on 475, and even hit the Ohio Turnpike. As I continued to pull up the images along the way, I discovered a rather disconcerting image.
Doesn't this seem dangerous to you?
I feel a little more confident since the directions continue...
13. Continue on I-76 E, Partial toll road, Entering Pennsylvania. 350 mi
However, I'm a little apprehensive about arriving anywhere after driving through a retaining wall of an overpass. But according to this next image everything seems like it's going to be OK. Just drive into the light...
Until I find myself on the wrong side of the road and have to cut across a cement barrier and directly into the side of this tanker.
I'm just going to follow the GPS and take my chances.
Monday, October 20, 2008
Social Lubricant
Gabe Lyons - opening keynote for the Internet Ministry Conference made this observation...
Meaning - it takes away the inhibitions and promotes a lack of consequence for one's actions.
Since I don't drink, I guess facebook is now my vice?
The internet is the new beer
Meaning - it takes away the inhibitions and promotes a lack of consequence for one's actions.
Since I don't drink, I guess facebook is now my vice?
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Not Ashamed
One of the biblical writers, Paul, wrote in his Roman letters:
Paul couldn't have anticipated this "Sonseed" moment.
There are tons of embarrassing moments in Christianity. The Crusades and the Inquisition come to mind... While I didn't have anything to do with the methodical torture and killing of Jews, nor a holy war against our Muslim brothers, I do play bass in the band at church.
I would like apologize in advance for 30 years from now when someone looks back at what we do and mocks. I'm sure we'll deserve it.
- Thanks to my sweet Sister in-law Michele for passing this one along.
I am not ashamed of the gospel, because it is the power of God for the salvation of everyone who believes: first for the Jew, then for the Gentile.
Romans 1:16 - New International Version (NIV) Copyright © 1973, 1978, 1984 by International Bible Society
Paul couldn't have anticipated this "Sonseed" moment.
There are tons of embarrassing moments in Christianity. The Crusades and the Inquisition come to mind... While I didn't have anything to do with the methodical torture and killing of Jews, nor a holy war against our Muslim brothers, I do play bass in the band at church.
I would like apologize in advance for 30 years from now when someone looks back at what we do and mocks. I'm sure we'll deserve it.
- Thanks to my sweet Sister in-law Michele for passing this one along.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Tow This
Who gets to tow that? I imagine they will call the towing company next door to tow its own truck.
I live next door to a towing company and they often park their trucks right outside my windows. I've never complained, but they are loud. When these police order signs went up, I was very thankful, and the street was bare for... gosh... at least the weekend. Today, they started parking out there again.
I live next door to a towing company and they often park their trucks right outside my windows. I've never complained, but they are loud. When these police order signs went up, I was very thankful, and the street was bare for... gosh... at least the weekend. Today, they started parking out there again.
Monday, September 22, 2008
Fire!
Jodi is awesome.
Jodi signs up for a variety of giveaways, promotions, contests and such.
Jodi wins stuff.
This time it was a dinner for up to 8 people at the Golden Corral buffet. We didn't know that it was also a sales pitch for some kind new-fangled fire safety device.
As seen in the picture, they roped in a herd of customers wanting a free meal and who were willing to sit through the presentation. Sylvia and I chose to skip the presentation and just enjoy a buffet meal on our own. We sat next to the banquet room so I could mock the presentation whenever possible.
Jodi signs up for a variety of giveaways, promotions, contests and such.
Jodi wins stuff.
This time it was a dinner for up to 8 people at the Golden Corral buffet. We didn't know that it was also a sales pitch for some kind new-fangled fire safety device.
As seen in the picture, they roped in a herd of customers wanting a free meal and who were willing to sit through the presentation. Sylvia and I chose to skip the presentation and just enjoy a buffet meal on our own. We sat next to the banquet room so I could mock the presentation whenever possible.
Friday, September 19, 2008
The most wonderful time of the year
September 19 is upon us again!
Talk Like a Pirate Day
It's a regular feature around here: 2007
And something I try to celebrate with a certain degree of gusto each time it comes around.
Do not confuse Talk like a Pirate Day with the Day of the Ninja. They are not the same.
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Tina Fey Glasses
Yeah
it was awesome.
Not political - just dang funny.
Tina fey returned to Saturday Night Live as Sarah Palin and kicked off the season opener with her old cohort Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton. Oh... it seemed some guy named Michael Phelps hosted. Huh...
it was awesome.
Not political - just dang funny.
Tina fey returned to Saturday Night Live as Sarah Palin and kicked off the season opener with her old cohort Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton. Oh... it seemed some guy named Michael Phelps hosted. Huh...
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Bag O' baby
My local Wallgreen's store has everything. I had to stop in for some supplies today and there on an end-cap was a display containing this: Bag O' Baby.
Not to make light of a tough situation, but man! Couldn't some people struggling with infertility get a false ray of hope from this?
Like it's some kind of kit?
Seriously, what do you do - just add water or something?
Not to make light of a tough situation, but man! Couldn't some people struggling with infertility get a false ray of hope from this?
Like it's some kind of kit?
Seriously, what do you do - just add water or something?
Monday, September 8, 2008
Not a parking lot
This is the front of my apartment building and not some cheesy used car lot.
Can you believe that someone would just drive up on the front yard like that? Well, I guess if you have 4-wheel drive, you use it.
Nice parking job Mr. "I'm so important".
Well done.
Can you believe that someone would just drive up on the front yard like that? Well, I guess if you have 4-wheel drive, you use it.
Nice parking job Mr. "I'm so important".
Well done.
Saturday, August 30, 2008
McCain - Palin
I can't be the only one who thought of this can I?
The thought of Michael Palin in the pepperpot drag getup along with John McCain has me in stitches. Sarah Palin is probably a better choice.
The thought of Michael Palin in the pepperpot drag getup along with John McCain has me in stitches. Sarah Palin is probably a better choice.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
keep on giving
ADD: the gift that keeps on giving.
Clearly this poor fellow missed the first day of marketing school where they taught people the three basics.
1) who is your customer?
2) what do you want your customer to do?
3) how do you spell "ad"?
It's math, it's medicine, it's advertising
(addvermathicinetising)
And that's just plain awesome.
Clearly this poor fellow missed the first day of marketing school where they taught people the three basics.
1) who is your customer?
2) what do you want your customer to do?
3) how do you spell "ad"?
It's math, it's medicine, it's advertising
(addvermathicinetising)
And that's just plain awesome.
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