Foreign Language Skills

Things I'd like to know how to say in a foreign language, like Russian:

We're in silent attack mode!

I will be your friend. I am dangerous.

Ha! I have your lawn chair!

There are 10 cars parked here. 9 of them are not mine.

When you win, I win.

Why are there so many trucks?

This is what I call a happy day.

There is fresh milk in the refrigerator.

It's a shame I didn't buy a package of cookies.

Where is your refrigerator?

How do I help my self to your food?

Do you think your market is better than my supermarket?

I have found your item in row 14.

So you didn't buy me a pet?

This is my friend Bob. He is your friend too. Why don't you say hello. He said hi.

There are times I own more pennies than I have now.

Will you buy my grommet factory?

This is not my friend. Go find my friend.

Oh I bet you think I sound silly. Well, watch me drive your car!

Where do I find a toy store in this mountainous region?

Not-ah! My foot's bigger than your nose!

I know how to fight cavities!


Thanks to my co-worker Matt for that one.

Google Makes Life Easier

I know you all need help with the technology in your lives and I thought I’d point you to some ways Google is making my life easier.
Over the years, Google has helped me with my home internet connection:


Helped me understand how their search engine rankings work:


And even provided me with refreshing beverages to help balance my electrolytes:


This year, Google has added a couple of great user-friendly tools to their labs, including:
Autopilot for email

It utilizes their new Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity (CADIE):

So, dig in, hook up, and plug away.

Some more of my favorite early-April releases:
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2007