I got some new pillows!
I tore off the tags - risking the ire of the federal government! (of course, as the consumer - I have every right to remove the tags - so there!)
Then I left them alone for a minute and a pillow fight broke out!
It was a fierce struggle!
It wasn't clear who would win!
But finally it appears the "extra-firm" beat the "firm" to the ground.
Friday, June 17, 2011
Friday, June 3, 2011
stuff that occurs to me
So maybe you've heard about the guy on twitter who wites "sh*t my dad says". My twitter feed (also facebook) is much easier to digest. Here are some from the last couple of weeks.
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
10 hours ago
It says yellow, but it's orange
22 hours ago
You know the old joke, "why did the chicken cross the road?" It occurred to me today that any chicken doing that is poultry in motion.
1 Jun
I think my clock is hungry, it just went back four seconds.
30 May
After my excursion yesterday, I thought, "When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall." (read it aloud, you'll get it)
29 May
Late-nite shopping, I got some animal crackers. The box says "Do not eat if seal is broken." When I opened the box, sure enough
27 May
Saw on the news this AM that they are naming a section of the Denver hospital after Olympic skier Picabo Street. The Picabo ICU.
26 May
A friend of mine told me to find a woman with a tattoo. He says, that's a woman who can make a decision she'll regret later.
25 May
if anyone is looking for part-time work, I know of an opportunity selling No Soliciting signs door to door. #notarealjob
25 May
I was meditating earlier this morning. Well, you know it beats sitting around doing nothing.
24 May
I've got myself some Carefree gum, but it's not working yet. Matt 6:34
23 May
Just getting into the end-of-the-world fun, I called a psychic. She asks "who's calling?" I hung up. She should've known it was me.
22 May
a cat will blink when struck by a hammer. #justsayin
19 May (ok... that was a bit offsides)
What would you say if Jesus sneezed in front of you?
18 May
Last night I got kicked out of the office supply store. Apparently it's not OK to just stand there in the stationary aisle.
17 May
You'd think I could find buck teeth at the dollar store.
16 May
Do pyromaniacs wear blazers? Just wondering.
15 May
The big question is - do I make this stuff up? I honestly don't think I do. I have to imagine that I've heard these somewhere, but I do have a trip-hammer mind. So, I see or hear something, and one of these pops into my head. Did I make it up? Did I just remember it? I dunno.
Regardless, I feel prolific!
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
10 hours ago
It says yellow, but it's orange
22 hours ago
You know the old joke, "why did the chicken cross the road?" It occurred to me today that any chicken doing that is poultry in motion.
1 Jun
I think my clock is hungry, it just went back four seconds.
30 May
After my excursion yesterday, I thought, "When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall." (read it aloud, you'll get it)
29 May
Late-nite shopping, I got some animal crackers. The box says "Do not eat if seal is broken." When I opened the box, sure enough
27 May
Saw on the news this AM that they are naming a section of the Denver hospital after Olympic skier Picabo Street. The Picabo ICU.
26 May
A friend of mine told me to find a woman with a tattoo. He says, that's a woman who can make a decision she'll regret later.
25 May
if anyone is looking for part-time work, I know of an opportunity selling No Soliciting signs door to door. #notarealjob
25 May
I was meditating earlier this morning. Well, you know it beats sitting around doing nothing.
24 May
I've got myself some Carefree gum, but it's not working yet. Matt 6:34
23 May
Just getting into the end-of-the-world fun, I called a psychic. She asks "who's calling?" I hung up. She should've known it was me.
22 May
a cat will blink when struck by a hammer. #justsayin
19 May (ok... that was a bit offsides)
What would you say if Jesus sneezed in front of you?
18 May
Last night I got kicked out of the office supply store. Apparently it's not OK to just stand there in the stationary aisle.
17 May
You'd think I could find buck teeth at the dollar store.
16 May
Do pyromaniacs wear blazers? Just wondering.
15 May
The big question is - do I make this stuff up? I honestly don't think I do. I have to imagine that I've heard these somewhere, but I do have a trip-hammer mind. So, I see or hear something, and one of these pops into my head. Did I make it up? Did I just remember it? I dunno.
Regardless, I feel prolific!
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
It's a trap
Admiral Akbar just cracks me up. If you're not familiar with this squidly character from the Star Wars movies, he's got one famous line, "it's a trap!" I'm not going to link to the source of this picture, simply because not everything on the site is appropriate, but it really killed me this morning.
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